From Robert Sawyer's Mindscan, although they might have appeared elsewhere earlier...
Werner Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding.
The cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Without missing a beat, Heisenberg responds, "No, but I know where I am!"
What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and most full time writers?
A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four!
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J Alan Erwine is a prize winning SF writer. He is also an SF editor, and the co-designer of the Ephemeris Role Playing Game. He is also the creator of the Rocks on the Other Side RPG, as well as the Battle for Turtle Island RPG.
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1 comment:
Good stuff. I sent the Heisenberg joke out to the 5 people that I know who would get it.
My wife's comment was simply: "Nerd Joke". But it was funny.
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