Tuesday, April 10, 2007

The wait is over!!!

That's right, folks...we finally know who the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby is!!

Now, my next question, who really cares? This is the top news story? It's entirely possible that the US is planning on attacking Iran soon, global warming might be destroying the planet, there's genocide in Darfur, natural disasters all over the world, and this is what people are talking about?

What happened to people caring about real things?

I'm quickly going into bitter mode when it comes to the human race...must be time to crank out another satirical short story...

For now I leave you...just to keep all of you from feeling my wrath...

5 comments:

Jim Shannon said...

Well it’s entertainment news. Just look at it in that perspective since our teams didn;t make the playoffs :-)

Marva said...

Who cares? That's what I say whenever I see sports news. It's in the eye of the beholder. Personally, I was disappointed with the news. I really thought the old, dead guy was the father by insemination. I see a storyline in that idea.

J Erwine said...

Jim-Entertainment news is fine, but do we need to lead the news off with it? I could almost see that if it was some major celebrity, but she wasn't.

Marva-I generally feel the same way about sports. I follow cycling religiously, but that's hard to do in this country. Other than that, I'll watch hockey if I happen to have time (yeah, right,) but I don't have much use for baseball or basketball. And football? Don't even get me started on that one...

Jim Shannon said...

When the story broke about the baby maybe it was a slow news day. We had 6 of our troops killed over the weekend in Afghanistan and all things considering slow news day or not tthat's the media's call. Personally I couldn't care less if the mother was the father..hehe

As for sports. I watch hockey and for sports entertainment wrestling. Right now I'm more concerned over who's going to be the number one contender for the WWE championship at Backlash than the stupid billion dollar baby.

I'm glad I work Part time.

chiefmoe said...

I from time to time read the news from other countries. I beleive our media is shielding us from something.In the other news outlets online anyways only american news focus on stupid shit that people would definetky be better of without knowing such as anything to do with anna nicole smith. All that stupid bitch did was suck an old mans dick and got rich because of it any dunb broad could have done it. I dont need to hear about it. I just wish the american news had some class in their reporting and that they would tell the people something worth listening to. maybe then people would get out and vote or take up some kind of action against the atrocities going on around the world. however all people hear is anna nicole smith and other similar shit.thats all for now have a nice day.