Saturday, June 17, 2006


From Robert Sawyer's Mindscan, although they might have appeared elsewhere earlier...

Werner Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding.
The cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Without missing a beat, Heisenberg responds, "No, but I know where I am!"

What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and most full time writers?

A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four!

1 comment:

Keith said...

Good stuff. I sent the Heisenberg joke out to the 5 people that I know who would get it.
My wife's comment was simply: "Nerd Joke". But it was funny.